Whoah-oh-oh you're in the army now (tribute to Joonas dud)

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Whoah-oh-oh you're in the army now (tribute to Joonas dud)

Post  ShadyAK on Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:34 am

Kyto's going the 6month standard Finnish army duty on Sunday. I thought I'd leave a little going away present (was bored on train to work, decided to make this idea). Please find below:

What is this? Garrysmod.fi all got abandoned.
40 seconds too early before quad, Frog dud got stranded.
No-one whines about Damage Through Floor.
And Nemis is not ragequitting QL anymore.
Tem's not getting 2v2 net of minus sixtythree.
Phil dud is redneck cuntyface and died in tree.
Where's the timing? Where's the skill? It all just went?
No! Just right now in -30 weather, it's sleeping outside, in a tent.
If you think the above part is cruel,
For dinner it's lukewarm Turnip-made Gruel.
It's all worth it just for important civilian-essential life skills,
Like five hundred and five confirmed sniper rifle kills.
Just be careful with your life,
Don't ever fuck the Sergeant's wife.
Sleep lightly, back to the wall and dreams easily prepared to end...
Cos some raged Finns might want revenge for the rape on ZTN.
And remember that in the London Estate of Thamesmead
You'd get less time for manslaughter + selling weed. c:


GELBE KARTE

Hope you have a good six months, that you get to learn some cool shit in-between the daily 5km marathons and the hours marching practice. Also may the random weekend breaks be plentiful (if your squad neighbour shoots himself in the head, you get extra once, use that info wisely c: )

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Post  Froggy on Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:34 pm

Good luck and have fun dud. We are waiting while you are back!

PS. Tem, i dont need kyto table clocks to be at quad on time :@

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Post  ZoOt on Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:02 pm

goodluck kyto, you won't be forgotten!!! ...not till the movie is made at least Wink hehe

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Post  drill on Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:41 am

gl man, dont forget to shave your [img]https://redcdn.net/ihimizer/img821/1041/69662809.jpg[/img] Cool
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